Choking Hazards and Alien Attacks

We had our final babycare class last night, where i learned that everything in my house could (and probably would) kill my twins.  Then i beat on a rubber baby.

A fun 80′s video highlighted all the dangers in my house, such as hard surfaces, smothering blankets, radon, electric shock, fire, and alien invasions.  If my kids [...]

Pee and Nanobots

I am sometimes astounded at all the weird little changes that happen when you have kids.  And they happen so slowly, our lives have changed and we didn’t even notice.

For example, all of our normal pens seem to have disappeared.  Mysteriously.  So this morning, we started out signing our 30 page-deep mortgage refinance papers with a [...]

My baby girls will not kill anyone

I will soon be drowning in estrogen.

We had another sonogram.  Jellybean is definitely a girl.  Turtle isn’t a definite, it’s uncooperative, but Turtle also looks like a girl.

I’m the only dude in the house!  I’ve been surrounded by girls for years!  My wife has like 14 sisters.  And many of them have lived in the house [...]