Comments on: My baby girls will not kill anyone

By: PJ Mullen

PJ Mullen — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 00:21:11 +0000

That is the one thing I hadn’t given any consideration to until after our son was born – having to clean up down there. I’ll be honest, I do it because I have to, but I’m not a fan of the task. Especially now that the instant the diaper comes off that is the first place both of his hands go for.

By: WeaselMomma

WeaselMomma — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:29:28 +0000

Dude, that’s twisted. I mean that in a good way.

By: Out-Numbered

Out-Numbered — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 15:05:56 +0000

Ball Poop. Dude, you’re killin’ me. Friggin’ hysterical!

By: Otter

Otter — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:14:02 +0000

Let me thank you on behalf of the rest of the world for not having a serial killer. You have given a lot to us all.

By: Jason

Jason — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:05:43 +0000

I’ve laughed hard at a lot of FF posts today but yours actually made my wife turn and look at me, twice! As the father of 2 boys I’ve wiped tons of poop from balls and it is never pleasant. I’m hoping that we’re doing enough to avoid the whole Silence of the Lambs thing. I figure if we keep them away from the sewing machine we should be fine No people suits in this house.

By: Un-Hawthorne-ed

Un-Hawthorne-ed — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 03:03:24 +0000

Dude,
I wish you well, I can barely get my head around having one five months from now. Although now thanks to you, as if dreading changing my first diaper EVER wasn’t bad enough, I will forever have the poo on balls image burned into my brain. I still think that’s got to be easier than poo in the hoohaa x 2 little girls.

By: Isabella

*Isabella* — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:54:28 +0000

LMAO!

Oh man…with that description, I’m happy I have a little girl.

Think of it this way – you’ll have “daddy’s little girl” x 3. Lovely thought, huh?
I’ll check back with you when they hit their teen years…;)

By: Adrienne

Adrienne — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:33:27 +0000

It’s not over till it’s over- We have friends that were told they were having a girl, and were pleasantly suprised on the big day. And there was only one baby in there!

On the gender/homicide front, after Celia Rose was born (and it was too late to change her name), I googled “Celia Rose” and found some story about 23-year-old in Ohio in the late 1800′s (I think), who slowly and systematically poisoned her whole family with arsenic. On the up side, I guess the name is pre-disastered, right?

By: Paul(mytwodaddies)

Paul(mytwodaddies) — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 02:14:30 +0000

Apok: You are one Hysterical Dude. Yes, I have to clean the poop that surronds my son’s balls…and he is now trying to reach for them as well. You do what ya gotta do and it ends up being no big deal.

Loved the Silence of the Lambs (ft, ft, ft, ft).

By: DaddyKV

DaddyKV — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 01:50:18 +0000

Your mind is an interesting place Apok. Very interesting.