|
|||||
|
I swear i’m raising that fast talking dude from the 90′s Micro Machines commercials. That’s what it’s like when you have a kid with ADHD. My wife and i wanted to avoid labeling and medication. We delayed it as long as we could, but when it became clear that it affected her schoolwork, we had to give [...] We saw our babies dancing! It was like Soul Train down there in my lady’s loins. It was a very special two hour episode as the doc performed the anatomy sonogram. We waited until our 19th week – or at least what we feel was our 19th week. There’s contention as to the conception date (conception contention, [...] “I feel like my vagina’s gonna fall off.” That’s my wife, ladies and gentlemen. I married into the height of class. So she’s been a hell of a lucky duck. She’s well into her 18th week with twins, and has totally skipped morning sickness. She’s skipped most of the usual symptoms. She hasn’t had any aversion to foods, [...] We had some excellent weather here last week. I got woken up at some ungodly hour on Sunday, something like 11am. ”Do you want to go outside and play catch or something?” she says. Ugh, my worst fears come back to haunt me. You may not guess from my stunning humor or my sexy physique, but i [...] If Mama Bear’s cervix starts to dilate, i swear i’m going to staple her cooterus shut. See, here’s the deal. My wife is a Cancer. Cancers are emotional, motherly, sensitive, protective and moody. They’re kind of like that creepy bag lady in the end of Labyrinth, the one with all that crap on her back. She had [...] |
 Name: Apok Bio: I'm a Part Time SAHD with a Full Time job. I got twins+1, which sounds like a math problem, but really its more of a sanity problem.  
|
||||
|
Copyright © 2010 Knee Deep in Kids - All Rights Reserved |
|||||
