Remember when i said i was tired & sick but kept working anyway?  Turns out i have mono.

Depsite that, nursery is still [...]

Ugh i almost missed a fatherhood friday.

We’ve both been sick as hell for the last few days.  Like, hacking and spitting up mucous in the middle of the night sick.  Fever, cold rag on forehead sick.  Lots of dry heaving, too tired to make out sick.

And it made me worried.  What happens to the twins when [...]

I hope someone googles this and finds it helpful.

Dr. Judith Rossiter at St Joseph’s Medical Center in Baltimore is incredibly rude, condescending, and insensitive.

“The outcome is that your babies can die.  And if that’s an acceptable outcome for you, we can’t do anything about that.”  That’s just an excerpt from our conversation, which felt like more [...]

As if childbirth class wasn’t bad enough, they throw more things at me with baby care class.

They concentrate on all the gross stuff.  Vernix?  It’s this gross waterproof covering that makes them look like curdled milk.  Jaundice?  Freaky alien baby.   Misshapen heads?  Brain plates moving around?  STORK BITES?  A stork sneaks into my wife’s lovesac [...]

We had our second childbirth class.  Our second gross, disgusting childbirth class.

After leading us in prayer again, no doubt to protect our souls from the vile material we were about to witness, our short statured instructor stuck an unassuming videotape into her VCR.

Here there were no warnings about baby bumpers, or steady breathing, or even amusing [...]