My babies are so small.  Teeny tiny.  If they were a value meal, they would not be super-sized.

I mean, they make Willow look like something that would live atop a magic beanstalk.  They’d likely mistake Bilbo Baggins for Hagrid the Groundskeeper.  They make Ewoks look like Wookies and Jabba the Hutt look like a sandworm from [...]

Having a twin at home and a twin in the NICU sucks.

It’s like having peanut butter without  jelly.
Like a corndog with no stick.
Like baloney without cheese.
It’s like buying kitchen furniture, but they deliver only the table and not the chairs.  But it doesn’t matter, because you’re too sad to eat.

Cordy is still in the NICU.  As [...]

Wow i have so much to write about.  It’s only been a day but it’s been probably the most important day of my life.

I know i didn’t write this on Friday, but since it happened on Friday, and it’s probably the most important event of my Fatherhood so far, i’m calling it Fatherhood Friday anyway.

I’ve twittered [...]

It’s happening!  Like, tomorrow we think!

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I missed my first Fatherhood Friday.  For shame.

I have good reasons, of course.  I’ve been pushing my mono-riddled body to its limits trying to prepare for the kid’s birthday party.  And to make matters worse, the wife just got put on bedrest.

Thursday, after our routine biophysical, we had our weekly ob/gyn visit.  The doc said her [...]

We have no less than 3 doctors appointments a week now.  We go twice a week for these biophysicals, which are like mini-sonograms.  They check to make sure the babies are breathing, which totally weirds me out.  Because last time i checked, there’s no air inside my wife’s cooterus.  It’s all that ooky babymaker fluid, most [...]